I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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