I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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