I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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