I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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