If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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