On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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