I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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