he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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