your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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