theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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