I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
