Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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