I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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