dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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