You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
