the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
