Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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