please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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