in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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