at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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