I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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