dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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