My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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