ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize
