no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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