so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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