not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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