Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
