Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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