Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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