Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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