oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
did i walk over a car last night?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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