do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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