There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
