Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
