toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it was like eating out sand paper
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
bring money and cleavage
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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