So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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