the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
