What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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