What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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