why didn't you poke me back
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Damn victory sex feels great
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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