I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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