Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
