wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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