fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
operation harelip BJ is a go
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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