Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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