I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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