I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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