True but thats because hes a fetus.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
