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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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