Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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