so explain again why im purple
no
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm experimenting with sincerity
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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