The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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